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男人是喜欢说谎，女人是拿正牌说谎。为什麼女生是拿正牌说谎，什麼叫做化妆，化妆就是你的样子说谎！你的眼睛明明到这里就没了，你不知涂了什麼蓝蓝绿绿的东西，不是叫孔雀石绿我不晓得，她的眼睛还有得去（拉长），你的鼻子正面看还真的不错看，你侧面看，咦？不见了？很开扬啊你的脸，没有东西遮挡，（做动作）这样有，这样又没有，你的样子搞得我思觉失调。各位女士，你搞清楚什麼叫化妆，化妆就是，你下了妆，我还认得你，就叫做化妆；你下了妆，我不认得你，那些叫做乔装！你们有些经验啊，啊跟你一起回家，回头看一下她，唉，你哪位啊？各位，化妆，英文是make up，大家都知道，我们也不介意，fine，you use to make up很习惯了，make up不要紧，但你为什麼给个making off of make up让我看呢？每次一吃完饭她就来了，整副工具这样，她挑牙会遮住，那个making of她全部让你看完，喂make up的意思，化妆的意思不就是要骗我吗？你怎麼给个making of我看呢？你不如不要化妆。嗯~~ 不化妆，没礼貌嘛。就是有女生会跟妈妈说：「妈，我给他看我真实的样子，他说我没礼貌呜~~」。什麼叫一个没礼貌的样子呢，就是你化了妆就好好的，一不化妆。。。笑什麼？员警了不起啊，你不要惹我啊，我没有化妆啊！我自己都不敢面对自己啊！我觉得什麼叫做没礼貌呢，

lemmeloveyou:

• When I said sorry, believe me I feel it.
• When you see me starting to cry, hold me and tell me everything’s gonna be alright.
• When I ignore you, give me your attention.
• When I’m quiet, ask me what’s wrong.
• When I push or hit you, grab me and don’t let go.
• When I’m mad and I walked away from you, follow me.
• If I didn’t text you, it’s because I’m waiting for you to text me.
• When I say I love you, Don’t doubt. I mean it.

(Source: faindylicious)

This life don’t last forever (hold my hand)

So tell me what we’re waitin’ for (hold my hand)

Better off being together (hold my hand)
Than being miserable alone (hold my hand)

Cause I’ve been there before
And you’ve been there before
But together we can be alright.
Cause when it gets dark and when it gets cold
We can just hold each other till we see the sunlight

So if you just hold my hand
Baby I promise that I’ll do all I can
Things will get better if you just hold my hand
Nothing can come in between us if you just hold, hold my, hold my, hold my hand.

The nights are getting darker (hold my hand)
And there’s no peace inside (hold my hand)
So why make our lives harder (hold my hand)
By fighting love, tonight.

Cause I’ve been there before
And you’ve been there before
But together we can be alright.
Cause when it gets dark and when it gets cold
We can just hold each other till we see the sunlight

So if you just hold my hand
Baby I promise that I’ll do all I can
Things will get better if you just hold my hand
Nothing can come in between us if you just hold my hand